1 / How did that guy plait his beard so loosely?
2 / No, really, how is that holding together?
3 / Have I seen that couple before?
4 / Why is that man not wearing a shirt?
5 / Why do I want to use this play equipment now that I’m not allowed to?
6 / Will that kid fall off his scooter?
7 / Where are his parents?
8 / Are they standing 1.5 metres apart?
9 / Why is that police car parked there?
10 / Do I have a guilty face?
11 / Does the police officer think I have a guilty face?
12 / Should that guy really be using that water bubbler?
13 / Do I look like a fit person?
14 / Should I buy some active wear so I look like a fit person?
15 / How much does active wear cost?
16 / If I bought leggings would I actually wear them in public?
17 / Or would they become comfy sleeping clothes?
18 / Are those pretty flowers or weeds?
19 / Can weeds be pretty flowers?
20 / If I take a photo of these flowers and post it on Instagram will people judge me for taking a photo of weeds?
21 / This is the second time I’ve walked passed this person, am I meant to smile at them again?
22 / Was that more of a grimace than a smile?
23 / If I post these questions on my blog will it be considered boring or creative?
24 / Can something be creative and boring at the same time?
25 / Am I getting too much sun?
26 / Do I need to wear a hat?
27 / Do I look good in hats?
28 / Does it matter if I look bad in a hat?
29 / If I fainted right here would anyone help me or would I just lie in a crumpled pile for a little bit by myself?
30 / Have I been walking for twenty minutes or three hours?
31 / How many questions is too many questions?
Sarah xx
the softest words 